Now
you can join in the celebration that is this years US presidential
election by buying the souvenir that will give you, your
family and your dog, hours of fun!!!
The
realistic looking but very very small Pit Bull With Lipstick
stands 3 inches high and 4 inches nose to very short
but muscly tail.
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Made
out of an environmentally friendly squeezable plastic, the
Pit Bull With Lipstick squeaks when you squeeze
it making it suitable for playing with in the bath, or in
the swimming pool, as well as to throw to your dog!
A
spokesperson for the manufacturers, Squeaky
Chewy Bath Time Fun Dog Stuff Inc, Josh Jeremy,
said:
"At
last a US presidential election souvenir the whole family
and its dog can enjoy. The Pit Bull With Lipstick
will be popular with Republicans looking to celebrate
Sarah Palin's arrival on the scene, all Hillary Clinton
loving Democrats who love dogs, and independents who don't
have anything else to do with their time. Let your recession
zing with the sound of a happy family with a Pit Bull
With Lipstick."
Testimonials
from satisfied customers:
"Happy
is not the word, I am ecstatic! I haven't seen Rover this
happy since I bought him the John
Kerry Troll doll in 2004." F.K. New
York.
"The
pinnacle of squeezy doggie chewiness!!! Remarkable, and
it arrived within hours! Down Boy!!!" G.Y Indiana.
"I
thought I was a Barack Obama supporter through and through
but after purchasing my first Pit Bull With Lipstick
doggie chew I am considering changing my vote!" H.W,
Minnesota.
"Amazing!
Do you do a field dressed moose doggie chew too? If you
do send me one immediately!" J. McJ. Glasgow.
