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Sept 14, 2008
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VOR: Sarah Palin Latest - So What Does 'Field Dress A Moose' Actually Mean?'

Sarah Analysis

One of Sarah Palin's positive points when she was introduced to the world was that she was able to 'field dress a moose'.

But what does this actually mean?

Our panel of experts give us their views.

Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"Field dressing a moose means cleaning up the dead moose ready to move it. The reason you need to do this is because when a moose is shot its rectum loosens instantly and it dumps the most enormous pile of excrement you can imagine all over the place. So field dressing a moose actually means wiping the shit from a dead moose's ass, legs, body, thoroughly. Sometimes you might have to do it just using foliage from the forest if you have forgotten to take a large cloth with you. It can be messy and stain a weak person's hands for life. Many people have lost their sense of smell doing this."

   
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"Wiping the projectile shit from the moose's ass mostly, but sometimes it projectile urinates all over the place with shock too."

   
Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"You might think that you could just take a large roll of toilet paper with you to wipe the moose's ass after you have shot it. In fact you have to take a large cloth and it is therefore important to find somewhere to wash the cloth quickly after cleaning up the moose's ass or else you have to take it back with you in the car and that would stink the car out forever. Yes kids, hunting moose's is not as glamorous as you might imagine."

   
Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"Field dressing a moose means wiping the poo from the dead moose's ass and surrounds. This is much more difficult than you might imagine and generally it is necessary to get your hand right up the animal's rectum to get everything out or it quickly starts to stink because of the bacteria and stuff. It's a smelly job but someone has to do it."

   
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"Field dressing a moose means cleaning the dead animal up so that it can be moved, and if you think one bucket is enough for the amount of shit that come out of a dead moose you are having a laugh."

 

 

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