John
McCain put his fists out in front of his chest and said
"Stick em up" to George W Bush at yesterday's
meeting to discuss the financial crisis, we can now report.
A
livid George Bush took off his jacket, loosened his tie
and said "This sucker's going down" before pacing
towards McCain.
Barack
Obama, also at the meeting, is reported to have shouted
"Do it!"
It
was left to Nancy Pelosi to pull the two apart.
Other
incidents that happened during the meeting:
Hank
Paulson got down on one knee and proposed marriage to
Nancy Pelosi.
Dick
Cheney confirmed he has shot at Sasquatch when out hunting
in New York state last week.
George
Bush delayed his afternoon nap until the third hour of
the four hour meeting.
The
coffee served at the White House crisis meeting was 'very
good'.
In
other news: George Bush has been voted worst US president
of the 21st century even though there are still 92 years
to go, by a website.
Did
you know: $700bn is equivalent to $7,300 for every US tax
payer.
Did
you know 2: If John McCain doesn't turn up to the presidential
candidate debate tonight he will be referred to as 'Only
One Thing At A Time McCain' by some Democrats.
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