Sept 25, 2008
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How Much Should We Help The Oil Price Speculators In The Fed's 'Bailout'?

Financial Flames

How much should we taxpayers pay to the speculators to get them out of the mess they got themselves into and paid themselves enormous bonuses along the way for doing it? Our panel of experts let rip...

Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"Nothing, nada, zip, nudos, nee, nicky, nat, knockers, nuffin, ni ni, nip, nuzudos, Non!, zero, zeeero, zera, piddle, squat, squit, ichy, tichy.

I could go on but I won't."

Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"I wouldn't urinate on any of them if they were on fire."

Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"Enough is enough! George Bush has just been plain unlucky with his judgements so far, on the balance of probabilities he might be right this time. I say $700bn is a small price to pay for peace of mind."

Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"OK, so we buy up these toxic financial deviants and then what? Nobody tells me nothing."

Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"Did this latest crisis all start on September 11th 2008? Well it seems like it did to me. What to make of it all?

Run for the hills?

No, I'm serious. Should I start running now or what?"

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