Aug 19, 2008
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Voices Of Reason: What Is the First Thing You Would Do In An Invisibility Suit?

Invisible Hopes

Scientists claim they are almost ready to make an invisibility suit big enough to make the first flea invisible.

But when they make one big enough for a human, what is the first thing members of our panel of experts would do in it?

Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"I would secretly put my suit on and then call to the wife to make a cup of tea from upstairs and say don't worry dear about bringing it up I'll be down in a minute and then watch her reaction when I don't come down to drink it. Hilarious."

Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"I would combine my invisibility cloak with my jet pack suit and become an invisible superhero, 'Invisibility Man'. I would then wear my underpants over my trousers without fear of ridicule and rescue already scared people without warning. Priceless."

Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"If they can make an invisible suit, then surely they could rewire it and make a supervisibility suit. I could then oil up and be visible through walls, my ambition. Huncccc!"

Harry Smith, Financial Ombudsman

"Hic. I would put my invisibility suit on just before closing time and then stay in the bar after closing and drink the night away on my own. Does that sound sad? Sad but invisible, what a heady combination."

Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"I would scare the grandchildren by removing my head and swinging it around the air like a link of sausages. I would then reattach my head and then we would all laugh about it. The technology of the future is wonderful isn't it? "

Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"Oh, I don't know what I would do, probably something weird."



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