Aug 13, 2008
The home of world comedy spoof entertainment +++ Panda Problem

Chinese Police Arrest, Beat Up, Olympic Panda

Panda Slander

Olympic police have arrested an Olympic panda, we can now reveal.

Olympic Panda (Official Chinese Newsagency)

The unnamed panda, above, was said to have mouthed a Chinese expletive critical of the Communist Party when cameras were filming him.

Olympic police immediately pushed world media from the official panda media enclosure, and then screams and shouting were reported from the panda pen.

A panda lover who saw the incident told our reporter:

"The panda didn't mouth anything untoward. He was happily chewing his bamboo and all hell broke loose. The Chinese authorities are hyper sensitive at the moment and I really think that this is the worst over reaction so far."

A Communist Party Official said:

"I didn't myself see what the panda said, but if he said what I'm told he said then he got what was coming to him."

Pandas are an endangered species and it is rare for them to be beaten up even in China.



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