
The
Chinese authorities have authorized the creation of a number
of new stickers to give to visitors of the 2008 Olympic
games, we have just discovered.
The
'Made in China' sticker is now the most popular sticker
in the history of stickers.

Everyone
who visits during the time of the Olympics will receive
the brand new 'Stayed In China' sticker.

Countries
who did particularly well in the medal tables will get the
highly prestigious 'Hoorayed! In China' sticker:

All
Olympic competitors will get a 'Played in China' sticker:

Athletes
or visitors who had to use the Chinese hospitals will receive
the 'X-Rayed in China' sticker

etc
etc etc...
No
more to follow.