Fears
are growing that John McCain's arms might lock in place
above his head when he waves to his supporters during the
upcoming presidential election, we can now reveal.
This
following an incident in which McCain's arms had to be lowered
with the injection of a drug to his spine.
John
McCain has been told never to wave with both hands in the
air because of fears that locking could happen in public.
However he sometimes forgets, leaving himself open to a
painful, albeit funny, hands in the air problem.
| Rare
picture: McCain in agony as both arms go above his head
all of a sudden. If his arms were to lock in this position
he would have to walk off stage like this, undermining
his authority by over 23.7%. |
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John
McCain has practiced walking sideways with both arms in
the air to prepare himself for an arm locking incident while
in public.
It
is believed a war wound is to blame for the problem.
