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Aug 11, 2008
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Freddie Mac, US Mortgage Provider, Dies Of Pneumonia

Mortgage Malaise
'Lovable rogue' US mortgage provider Freddie Mac died last night, he was 50 years of age.

Freddie MacMr Mac's tough love set him apart from other mortgage providers, such as when he told one couple “I’m gonna bust your head till the white meat shows” after they threatened to walk away from a mortgage set to go into foreclosure.

Freddie Mac had a reputation for being an angry stage presence, and when Hollywood came calling he specialized in a line of wily con men. He also excelled at playing short tempered grumpy bastards.

In the month before his death, Freddie Mac performed at a fundraiser for Barack Obama but told an expletive laced monologue for which the presidential hopeful had to apologize later.

Freddie Mac's death could cause considerable problems for the new president.

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In related news: Bernie Mac, comedian, also died.

 

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