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June 12, 2008
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Voices Of Reason: What Is Your Favorite Part Of A Wee Wee?

My Favorite Wee Wee. Discuss...

Having a wee wee is one of the free things they are talking about when they say 'the best things in life are free', or if it isn't then it should be.

Which part of the wee wee is your favorite? Our experts give us their views:

Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"It's the anticipation of the wee wee for me that does it. Sometimes I want to go, but keep holding on just to savor the expected relief of a satisfying wee wee later. Sometimes I wait too long and pee in my pants, but that's very rare."

   
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"My favorite part of a wee wee is the bit at the end. You are almost finished but there is that last dribble. That for me is a real joy, akin to a sort of orgasm with the sound turned down."

   
Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"One of my guilty pleasures is going into a public lavatory and shaking my penis. Sometimes I actually go into the toilet to have a wee wee, but most times I just go in there to stand at the urinal to shake my penis."

   
Jenny Smith, Financial Ombudsman

"I am in excruciating agony every time I take a wee wee. I have never understood why they call it wee wee, for me it is a argh argh. Terrible pain. So I can honestly say I have never enjoyed a wee wee in my life. Anyone who says they do is clearly an exhibitionist."

   
Rabbit Hutch, Organic Farmer

"Have you ever tried weeing doggy style? It's quite a revelation. You need to cock your leg up and wee backwards through your legs. Even the feeling of hot urine going down your leg is divine."

   
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"Today it takes most of the morning to have a wee wee, but when I was fully functioning I enjoyed long lavish wees. In my youth I even got men to pay me to watch. Oh, those were the days."

 

 

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