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June 2, 2008
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Lindsay Lohan 'Wardrobe Malfunction' Picture - Our Experts Give Us Their Views

Lohan Lunacy

theVoiceofReason.com has just found a picture of what could be Lindsay Lohan's vagina.

The picture was apparently taken when a gust of wind blew her skirt up during a photo shoot at the MTV movie awards. (Picture here - DailyMail.co.uk)

Our panel of experts give us their views:

Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"Either Lindsay's had a black woman's vagina transplant or she's wearing black panties, or she hasn't shaved down there much lately, or for some reason she's painted her vagina black. I can think of no other logical explanation."

   
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"Oh, can we please give this young woman a break!

There are many explanations for a black vagina, all of which are perfectly innocent."

   
Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"Isn't a Black Vagina a cocktail? Hic! If it is I'll have three."

   
Jenny Smith, Financial Ombudsman

"I have seen some Google keyword whoring in my time. Type in Lindsay Lohan and panties for the next five years and I bet you're in the top ten. Bastards."

   
Rabbit Hutch, Organic Farmer

"Why is everyone in America so ashamed of their bodies?

In France we have seen our president's wife's vagina.

It's all part of growing up and appreciating beauty. Grow up America!"

   
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"This is nothing we haven't seen on The Discovery Channel before.

Sex Organs of the Rich And Famous anybody?"

 

 

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