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June 11, 2008
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Voices Of Reason: If June 12th Is The Last Day, How Will You Spend It?

Ho Hum, End Of The World Is Nigh Again

The House of Yahweh claim that June 12th, 2008 will be the last day: just another false claim of the end? or maybe there's something going for it this time... ?

Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"I have a day of sex with virgins laid on from 6 in the am to the end of the world time, whenever that is. I do hope that the end of the world doesn't come before 6am."

   
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"Hmmm what to do? Should I take a day off work in anticipation of the end of the world, or just go home early when the end looks like its about to happen?"

   
Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"They might as well burn their compound to the ground because the prices of compounds have just gone through the floor."

   
Jenny Smith, Financial Ombudsman

"I do hope Jack Bauer is on the case. "

   
Rabbit Hutch, Organic Farmer

"The end of the world comes just three weeks after the end of this years American Idol? Is Simon Cowell anything to do with this?"

   
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"Time to crack open that bottle of 1787 Chateau Lafite I've been waiting to open. What better way for the world to end? Ahhhh, to die a rich man, pissed on expensive wine, you just can't put a price on that..."

 

 

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