Breasts Across The World
campaign, an attempt to obtain for women equal toplessness
rights with men, was dealt a new blow last night after its
female joint founder was sent to prison for walking topless
According to an expert we phoned last night:
women are illegal!"
'legal segregation', where men can walk topless but
women cannot walk topless in the same public place, is mostly
tolerated and anyone who wants to change the law is seen
as 'pervy', 'unable to get his own girlfriend' or 'too tight
to pay for his own porn'.
expert in Clothing Studies, Professor Unruly, told this
perfectly true that if a topless husband and a topless
wife walked hand-in-hand through a public park together
the woman could get arrested under public order offenses,
but the man would not be. This
is an example of modern day segregation and anyone who
says anything about it is just looked down upon as being
a dirty ogler."
woman with her clothes on told our reporter:
women are, in the main, seen as exhibitionists or posers
by other women, especially if they have pert or beautiful
can do what they want in the privacy of their own bedrooms,
but not where children or the infirm can see them."
and James Smith of Nutsandyville started the Breasts
Across The World campaign from their garage office.
married couple planned a campaign of walking hand-in-hand
together topless to make a point that women are being discriminated
against. This will now have to stop as Hillary serves her
6 month prison sentence for 'unruly exposure of her breasts'.
told our reporter:
don't want to walk naked in public, I just want equal
rights with men to walk topless in public, what is the
problem? I wear clothes like normal women, I just want
equality on a nice sunny day to walk topless, does that
make me a bad person?"