To
help you plan your summer DVD impulse buying decisions,
here are the best of this seasons summer straight to bargain
basement DVDs:
The
Ironing Man: Shaun Downey Jr stars in this 1920's comic
intended-to-be-on-the-big-screen live action extravaganza.
Many critics are saying this is Shaun Downey Jrs best role
to date, which isn't saying much as all his other movies
have never been released (two of them were even destroyed
in controlled explosions by the studio).
Tales
Of The Narnies: Narnies = bananas. Under thought out
animated movie in which the Narnies take over the fruit
shop when its owner Monsieur Pamplemouse goes into hospital.
This is a strange movie in which the animated fruit all
vie with each other to sell themselves - is this a polemic
against modern working life or have the writers really no
idea what they are writing about? Your guess is as good
as ours.
The
Revenge Of The Writers Strike: If there aren't any good
movies out this summer you only have the writers strike
to blame - that's the basis for this romantic comedy. The
movie, such as it is, stars Jock Smith and Sally McSugar
from Australia's Sunday Night Live. If you ever wondered
what a movie looks like with no writers involved at all,
and just the actors, producers and scenery painters doing
their best work to help thwart industrial action from the
wordsmiths, this is the straight to bargain basement DVD
treat you have been looking for...
Make
Me President Or I Break Ya Face: A gangsta comedy in
which One Dollar, the famous rap star, attempts to run for
the White House with just his homies and a car stealing
business for financing. He's gonna lose, it's just how many
hilarious situations can they get into before they realise
it... Is to be heavily promoted in dollar shops around US
election time, and it comes with a
free can of supermarket cola too...
Ultimate
Ultimatum II: Zak Charles reprises his role as Harry
Zorg the stranded alien from another planet who since his
first outing in Ultimate Ultimatum has been forced to return
undercover as a world class fish rassler. With King of the
Dolphins, Michela, set to wreak havok on an American city
of her choosing, the only way to save millions of lives
is to give her an ultimatum no chick can refuse.
