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Harry
Meedsden, Circus Artist
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"Ever
since watching the movie Point
Break I have always wanted to start off
a fight by throwing a dog at someone. Imagine my
happiness when the opportunity presented itself
while I was out jogging one morning on Miami Beach.
I still have no idea who's dog it was, it's still
all a blur, but I have a feeling I won as I have
this guys cell phone and wallet in the kitchen."
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Jerry
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host
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"I
once started a street fight with one of those cold
blocks you put in a cooler box to keep it cold.
Luckily I quickly managed to overcome my opponent
and my cooler box contents never warmed up!"
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Hug
Tharsden, Bodybuilder
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"I
once started a fight with a weather cock. It was
quite an effective weapon and the head of the peacock
(at the top of the 'cock) did the required duties
of making my assailant withdraw to a safe distance.
Luckily the weather didn't change during the fight
or I might have gotten in to trouble."
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Jenny
Smith, Financial Ombudsman
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"The
smallest thing I have ever started a fight with
is my makeup compact. It didn't do much damage but
I powdered that bitch's nose good and proper."
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Rabbit
Hutch, Organic Farmer
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"I
have started a street fight with various vegetables
in my time. Let me think...
Yes...
My preferred offensive vegetable is a large Swede,
they really can get quite heavy. Carrots and parsnips
are also good in hand to hand vegetable fights."
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Harry
Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant
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"My
best street fight non-weapony weapon are my oversized
spectacles. The good thing with using your eye glasses
like this is that whilst wearing them you can at
first say something like: 'You'd never hit a guy
in glasses would you?', and then, after he nods
his agreement, you can deftly swipe them off your
nose and beat him mercilessly about the head with
them. Never mess with a man in oversized glasses
is my motto."
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