May 6, 2008
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Obama Would Beat Clinton In A Speed Talking Contest, We Have The Evidence

Video Speed Talking Evidence

In a speed talking contest Barack Obama would easily beat Hillary Clinton, that's according to the latest shocking speed talking evidence we have obtained exclusively here at

Barack Obama's deep voice lends itself better to speed talking than does Hillary Clinton's, giving the Obama camp a definite edge in any speed talking contest, according to speed talking experts.

This is borne out by our video evidence published here for the first time, below.

Our video clearly shows that Barack Obama can speak at a full 2 times his normal speaking speed and is still able to be understood, whereas Hillary Clinton dissolves into a screechy wobbly mess at the same speed.

No presidential candidate was harmed during the recording of this video.

Obama vs Clinton Speed Talking Contest
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