collection of the best quotes from reviews we have seen
of the new Indiana Jones movie, Indiana Jones And The Kingdom
Of The Crystal Skull.
Playboy: "65 year old Harrison Ford dispenses with
his free bus pass to smash evil once again."
Age Today Magazine: "Harrison Ford makes 65 into
the new 35."
Of The Day Weekly: "Let our ice sculpture experts
show you how to make a life size replica Crystal Skull in
under 3 hours, with the free ice chisel included inside."
Supplements Magazine: "Harrison Ford once again
fails to deliver any muscle of note, rarely improving on
'sinewy' in this movie. Has the guy ever even heard
of a pec deck? Me thinks not!"
Hungry Heffer Restaurants Menu: "$3.99 Indiana
Jones Crystal Skull Nuggets Meal."
Unofficial Oprah Magazine: "Harrison Ford couldn't
act his way out of a wet paper bag."
A Tomato-In-the-Mouth Cinema Reviews: "Five tomatoes
for Spielberg for this formulaic garbage. Has the man no
Qaida Monthly: "Harrison Ford deserves a Fatwa
on all his houses."
Torture Magazine: "It's four thumb screws for everyone
involved with Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of the Crystal
Skull, one each for Spielberg, Lucas, Ford and the art director."
Today: "Hary Ksgfhdfghsj reprises his voice talent
role as he dubs Indiana Jones once more. Would Indiana Jones
be the same in Poland voiced by any other artist? Me thinks
Bombing Weekly: "Not enough bombs, a disappointment."
War Two Magazine: "Some marvelous cartoon Nazi's
once again. Ve hev Vays Of Mekking Yoo Talk! Peachy! Love
Monthly: "A straight to rollercoaster movie if
ever there was one. The movie ducks and dives and weaves
and spins like no other movie today. Harrison Ford is an