would like to apologize a little for a report that we ran
earlier this morning in which we exclusively revealed that
Hillary Clinton has withdrawn from her fight with Barack
Obama for Democratic presidential candidate.
the report we claimed that the former first lady "had
told reporters that, following her announcement, she wanted
to spend time with her husband and Chelsea to 'consider
her withdrawal speech, Clinton screamed hysterically in
tears as she clung to the podium taking deep, sobby, breaths
and occasionally broke off from her prepared script to ask
those around her what she had done to deserve this.
sources had believed for weeks that the only way that Clinton
would ever agree to withdraw from the race were if she were
heavily drugged and hypnotized. In the event her withdrawal
speech was marred only by slurred speech and the smell of
liquor on her breath."
now accept that whilst every single word of our story is
theoretically possible, we published it far too soon and
that her actual withdrawal from the race has yet to be officially
further apology: Our headline from last Saturday Hillary
Clinton: It's Not Over Till The Fat Lady Sings,
did not intend to give the impression that Hillary Clinton
is overweight. We are happy to make this clear.