Barack
Obama may have lost Pennsylvania, but we have good news
for the Senator in a survey carried out exclusively for
this website.
In
our telephone survey of the morbidly obese, carried out
19th-23rd April 2008, an overwhelming majority said they
are more likely to vote for Obama than for Hillary Clinton,
that's assuming they can get out of their homes to vote.
Obama's
strength in the obese vote was a considerable influence
in his Iowa win.
In
our survey, the morbidly obese criticized Hillary Clinton
for her 'buff, just out of the gym' physique, and, whilst
Barack Obama is also judged to be 'fit looking' by 60% of
the 30%+ body fat demographic, he benefited from the perception
that he was 'least likely of all the candidates to bring
out an exercise DVD'.
The
anti-exercise DVD demographic is an increasingly important
one in the 20% and over overweight category.
This
is the first time that obese Democrats have been asked how
they intended to vote.
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In
related election news:
Senator
John McCain was abducted by aliens and held against his
will on a UFO for 5 hours, according to an email we received
last Thursday.
