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April 13, 2008
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And The Winners Of Our Zimbabwe $30,000 Giveaway Are...

*30,000 Zimbabwean Dollars = $1

theVoiceofReason.com has asked its panel of experts to pledge $30,000 (Zimbabwean dollars) to whoever they want.

Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"I would like to give my US$1, or ZIM$30,000, to John McCain. It's time for us white males to stick together in these months of minority presidential candidates round every corner."

   
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"I award my ZIM$30,000 to my dry cleaners in part payment of my bill. I'll happily top this up with ZIM$270,000 of my own money to make it the US$10 I owe them."

   
Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"ZIM$30,000 isn't what it used to be, but still I think I would like to donate it to the Washington Post for the Tuesday edition of the newspaper. I will then read it for the rest of the day."

   
Jenny Smith, Financial Ombudsman

"Do McDonalds still do their ZIM$30,000 value meals? If they do then I'll have a cheeseburger."

   
Rabbit Hutch, Organic Farmer

"I remember a time when ZIM$30,000 would fill your car up with gas. Today it buys just a third of a gallon. Some giveaway! This website has lost its edge."

   
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"Isn't it illegal to use Zimbabwean dollars outside of Zimbabwe? I'm sure it is. I therefore feel it is my duty to inform the relevant authorities about this. Failing that I will contact the president of Zimbabwe, whoever the hell that is."

 

 

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