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Harry
Meedsden, Circus Artist |
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"So
much for this 'prostitute work ethic' I've heard
so much about. Maybe if they worked a little less
hard they would get fewer public servants into trouble."
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Jerry
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host |
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"He's
leaving to spend more time 'healing himself'? -
that's the first time I've heard masturbation called
that."
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Hug
Tharsden, Bodybuilder |
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"Everybody
laughed at me when I said we should elect a prostitute
to the position of Governor of New York. Well, the
egg is most assuredly on their faces now. Hic."
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Jenny
Smith, Financial Ombudsman |
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"It's
been over 6 hours since he resigned and still the
wiretaps haven't been leaked. I want to know what
my tax dollars are being spent on!"
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Rabbit
Hutch, Organic Farmer |
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"If
you live by the love-sausage you must die by the
love-sausage."
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Harry
Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant |
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"On
the one hand, I do like to have my legislators get
their hands dirty. I do draw the line at them getting
their penises dirty, however. Castration is simply
too good for him."
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