Mar 13, 2008
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As New York Governor Eliot Spitzer Resigns, Our Voices Of Reason Speak Out

Penis Palaver

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer becomes the first NY governor to resign in around 100 years. Apparently he was wiretapped arranging to meet a prostitute from what was being reported as an 'expensive' Washington establishment.

Our Voices Of Reason speak out:

Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"So much for this 'prostitute work ethic' I've heard so much about. Maybe if they worked a little less hard they would get fewer public servants into trouble."

Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"He's leaving to spend more time 'healing himself'? - that's the first time I've heard masturbation called that."

Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"Everybody laughed at me when I said we should elect a prostitute to the position of Governor of New York. Well, the egg is most assuredly on their faces now. Hic."

Jenny Smith, Financial Ombudsman

"It's been over 6 hours since he resigned and still the wiretaps haven't been leaked. I want to know what my tax dollars are being spent on!"

Rabbit Hutch, Organic Farmer

"If you live by the love-sausage you must die by the love-sausage."

Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"On the one hand, I do like to have my legislators get their hands dirty. I do draw the line at them getting their penises dirty, however. Castration is simply too good for him."



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