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Smells Of the Rich And Famous Revealed
- McCain, Huckabee, Clinton and Obama
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Smellyvision
Comes To The Net
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Hello
and welcome to the first edition of Smells of the Rich
and Famous. In tonight's program, we start off with
an election special...
For
all we've heard about John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barack
Obama, only those close to them know what they actually
smell of.
Tonight
we reveal all for the first time in one place anywhere...
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John
McCain: Main smell: Well deodorized hard work.
Whilst he can't hide that crusty smell of an old person,
he eats peppermints regularly which takes the edge
off his breath when you talk to him. 6/10. |
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Barack
Obama: Has a cool, crisp smelling freshness emanating
from his suits. His face smells of a just thoroughly
soaped wash, and his breath is pleasant, but nothing
special - you can never be confident that, were you
to see him in another 30 minutes or so, he would have
dog breath. 6/10. |
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Hillary
Rodham Clinton: smells of freshly chewed chocolate
toffee. This is a winning combination when combined
with a cup of coffee. Starbucks have expressed an
interest in developing a personalized coffee for her
if she is selected as the Democrat presidential candidate.
7/10. |
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Mike
Huckabee: smells like Jesus would if he wore
a suit and showered and shampooed his hair three
times a day. Clean and efficient, and he looks nothing
like that useless-blame-everybody-for-his-own-incompetence
president on television's 24 neither... 4/10.
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President
Logan from Season 4 and 5 of 24
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