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Mar 3, 2008
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Smells Of the Rich And Famous Revealed - McCain, Huckabee, Clinton and Obama

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Smells of the Rich and Famous

Hello and welcome to the first edition of Smells of the Rich and Famous. In tonight's program, we start off with an election special...

For all we've heard about John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, only those close to them know what they actually smell of.

Tonight we reveal all for the first time in one place anywhere...

John McCain John McCain: Main smell: Well deodorized hard work. Whilst he can't hide that crusty smell of an old person, he eats peppermints regularly which takes the edge off his breath when you talk to him. 6/10.
 
Barack Obama Barack Obama: Has a cool, crisp smelling freshness emanating from his suits. His face smells of a just thoroughly soaped wash, and his breath is pleasant, but nothing special - you can never be confident that, were you to see him in another 30 minutes or so, he would have dog breath. 6/10.
 
Hillary Clinton Hillary Rodham Clinton: smells of freshly chewed chocolate toffee. This is a winning combination when combined with a cup of coffee. Starbucks have expressed an interest in developing a personalized coffee for her if she is selected as the Democrat presidential candidate. 7/10.
 
Mike Huckabee

Mike Huckabee: smells like Jesus would if he wore a suit and showered and shampooed his hair three times a day. Clean and efficient, and he looks nothing like that useless-blame-everybody-for-his-own-incompetence president on television's 24 neither... 4/10.

President Logan from Season 4 and 5 of 24
President Logan, 24

 

 

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