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More Porn Remakes Of Current Top Ten
Blockbusters
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Porn Remakes March 2008
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Here
we present the porn versions of the latest box office hits...
All with a short family friendly description (not suitable
for minors).
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Under
The Same Mooner
Since
the age of 11, Gary Shark has exposed his rear end
at the back of the school bus for the benefit of motorists
and passersby. Gary is now 26 and all the women in
town want to slip beneath him, sometimes six at a
time! (Not suitable for nervous pets.)
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9
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Vintage
Pointer
75 year old, Bear Smith, has had a hard life, in more
ways than one. Still living by himself in his out
of the way shack (cutting wood topless, taking midnight
skinny dips) one night he becomes overwhelmed by lust
and an erect penis that just won't say no...
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8
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The
Wank Job
Set
in the 1970's, Jason Stiffy leads a British cast in
the story of a still reasonably secret incident in
which a group of men raid Buckingham Palace in an
attempt to give hand relief to a member of the Royal
Family.
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7
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College
Road Trick
More
college sex in a movie than ever before. Our heroes
first seen in 'College Road Rage', 'College Road Rumpus'
and 'College Rude Road' - Herb, Harry and Heb - steal
a mobile home and cross America in another journey
of discovery and lubrication fluids.
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6
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Never Back In
A
timeless tale of Jenny Gnutter who learns the hard
way, quite literally, why its best to walk into rooms
front wise and not backwards.
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5
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10,000
Big Cocks
Lindsay
Lozenge and Paris Motel star as the prehistoric high
school cheerleaders who get marooned on an island
with 10,000 men, all the result of the work of scientist
and pornographer Dr Jones who has genetically modified
the men into large penised monsters...
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4
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Drill-a-bit-harder Taylor
Jerry
Taylor, played by Jerry Seinfeld look-i-likee Ben
Bigboy, takes a job in a garage only to discover that
the only reason he got the job was that Princess Mackenzie,
the boss's daughter, has an unquentionable crush on
him. Let 80 minutes of crushing begin!
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3
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Shitter
Fetish
Flix movie of the year, in the excrement category.
Seen Dogma, the shit daemon? Well it's based on that
bit, but lasts a full 75 minutes. Not one to watch
as a Smellyvision version. Sony have sued the producers
of this movie to prevent it ever appearing on the
Blu-Ray format.
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2
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Tyler
Perry Discovers What Brown Means
Tyler Perry is about to come of age in this high school
'gay' porn fetish flick when he gets (repeatedly)
taken up the surprise by college jock Steve Stiffler.
Won the Golden Knob at this years Societe Pornographie
Largesse, Paris.
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1
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Dr.
Seuss' Whore Town Hears a Who
Whore
Town, West Virginia, will never be the same again
after a 'Who' is heard. But what a 'Who' is, and who
the 'Who' is would give too much of the plot away.
Tom Cruz stars.
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These
spoof porn titles, above, were based on the actual top
ten of today's date which are:
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10
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Under
The Same Moon |
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9
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Vantage Point |
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8
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The
Bank Job |
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7
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College
Road Trip |
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6
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Never
Back Down |
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5
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10,000
B.C. |
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4
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Drillbit
Taylor |
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3
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Shutter |
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2
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Tyler
Perry's Meet the Browns |
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Dr.
Seuss' Horton Hears a Who |
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