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Mar 29, 2008
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More Porn Remakes Of Current Top Ten Blockbusters

Porn Remakes March 2008

Here we present the porn versions of the latest box office hits... All with a short family friendly description (not suitable for minors).

10

Under The Same Mooner

Since the age of 11, Gary Shark has exposed his rear end at the back of the school bus for the benefit of motorists and passersby. Gary is now 26 and all the women in town want to slip beneath him, sometimes six at a time! (Not suitable for nervous pets.)

9

Vintage Pointer

75 year old, Bear Smith, has had a hard life, in more ways than one. Still living by himself in his out of the way shack (cutting wood topless, taking midnight skinny dips) one night he becomes overwhelmed by lust and an erect penis that just won't say no...

8

The Wank Job

Set in the 1970's, Jason Stiffy leads a British cast in the story of a still reasonably secret incident in which a group of men raid Buckingham Palace in an attempt to give hand relief to a member of the Royal Family.

7

College Road Trick

More college sex in a movie than ever before. Our heroes first seen in 'College Road Rage', 'College Road Rumpus' and 'College Rude Road' - Herb, Harry and Heb - steal a mobile home and cross America in another journey of discovery and lubrication fluids.

6

Never Back In

A timeless tale of Jenny Gnutter who learns the hard way, quite literally, why its best to walk into rooms front wise and not backwards.

5

10,000 Big Cocks

Lindsay Lozenge and Paris Motel star as the prehistoric high school cheerleaders who get marooned on an island with 10,000 men, all the result of the work of scientist and pornographer Dr Jones who has genetically modified the men into large penised monsters...

4

Drill-a-bit-harder Taylor

Jerry Taylor, played by Jerry Seinfeld look-i-likee Ben Bigboy, takes a job in a garage only to discover that the only reason he got the job was that Princess Mackenzie, the boss's daughter, has an unquentionable crush on him. Let 80 minutes of crushing begin!

3

Shitter

Fetish Flix movie of the year, in the excrement category. Seen Dogma, the shit daemon? Well it's based on that bit, but lasts a full 75 minutes. Not one to watch as a Smellyvision version. Sony have sued the producers of this movie to prevent it ever appearing on the Blu-Ray format.

2

Tyler Perry Discovers What Brown Means

Tyler Perry is about to come of age in this high school 'gay' porn fetish flick when he gets (repeatedly) taken up the surprise by college jock Steve Stiffler. Won the Golden Knob at this years Societe Pornographie Largesse, Paris.

1

Dr. Seuss' Whore Town Hears a Who

Whore Town, West Virginia, will never be the same again after a 'Who' is heard. But what a 'Who' is, and who the 'Who' is would give too much of the plot away. Tom Cruz stars.

 

These spoof porn titles, above, were based on the actual top ten of today's date which are:

10
Under The Same Moon
9
Vantage Point
8
The Bank Job
7
College Road Trip
6
Never Back Down
5
10,000 B.C.
4
Drillbit Taylor
3
Shutter
2
Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns
1
Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who

 

 

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