Mar 25, 2008
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If Hillary Doesn't Get The Democrat Nomination, How Fast Will She Divorce Bill?

Voices of Reason - Editorial

Assuming Hillary "the comeback cat" Clinton doesn't come back and secure the Democrat nomination for president, will she stay married to Bill?

Our Voices Of Reason rip their marriage apart...

Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"They will split 6 weeks, 6 days and 6 hours hence."

Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"Oh, please, this is the political marriage of which dreams are made. Hillary and Bill have been through too much to split up now. But if I must give an answer, probably sometime next year."

Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"15 seconds."

Jenny Smith, Financial Ombudsman

"Uhm, anywhere between 1 second and three years, depending on the cockmanship involved."

Rabbit Hutch, Organic Farmer

"Politics schmolitics. Tell me something I want to know about. Like, how long does it take to boil a dippy egg? 4 minutes? Depends on the size of the egg? Someone tell me please."

Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"It's too early to talk divorce just yet. This contest is not over until the well coifed slim woman sings."

Give us your prediction. The closest will get a name check on this page...


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