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Feb 20, 2008
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10 Things To Do With Your Now Obsolete HD DVD Player

Blu Ray Victory

As Toshiba withdraws the HD DVD format, we ask what can the million or so people who actually bought the now redundant format do with their player...?

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A hi-tech vase
HDDVD vase
9
A player for your now obsolete HD DVD discs.
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A step.

7
Modern art museum display: Gigli HD DVD on the HD DVD player. Installation entitled: 'Failure'.
6
HD DVD player laid sideways: A pillow for your giant robot dog
5
When stood up on its side: A lamp post for your robot dog to piss against.
4
A drum for a 2 year old
3
Platform soles for a geeky 1970's technology costume party.
2
When hollowed out, use as a hiding place for drugs - do not use if you have already done this with your 8 track cartridge or Betamax player (too obvious).
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Plastic cup holder.

 

 

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