As Toshiba withdraws the HD DVD format, we ask what can the million or so people who actually bought the now redundant format do with their player...?

10	A hi-tech vase
9	A player for your now obsolete HD DVD discs.
8	A step.
7	Modern art museum display: Gigli HD DVD on the HD DVD player. Installation entitled: 'Failure'.
6	HD DVD player laid sideways: A pillow for your giant robot dog
5	When stood up on its side: A lamp post for your robot dog to piss against.
4	A drum for a 2 year old
3	Platform soles for a geeky 1970's technology costume party.
2	When hollowed out, use as a hiding place for drugs - do not use if you have already done this with your 8 track cartridge or Betamax player (too obvious).
1	Plastic cup holder.

 

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