Following
the success of Sunday's 'most amazing last thirty seconds
of a Super Bowl in history', and following Tuesday's exciting
Super Tuesday, president Bush has taken an executive decision
to give nicknames to all days of the week for his last term
in office.
Bush
explained:
"I've
been working hard. I've sort of finished the first fourteen
nicknames, but I did run out of ideas towards the end
but there's still time to change them nearer the time."
The
nicknames so far are:
Sunday
3rd
February: Super Bowl Sunday
Monday
4th February: Magnificent Monday
Tuesday
5th February: Super Tuesday
Wednesday
6th February: Wonderful Wednesday
Thursday
7th February: Tremendous Thursday
Friday
8th February: Fabulous Friday
Saturday
9th February: Sensational Saturday
Sunday
10th February: Splendid Sunday
Monday
11th February: Most Excellent Monday
Tuesday
12th February: Best Tuesday Ever
Wednesday
13th February: Super Wednesday
Thursday
14th February: Awesome Thursday
Friday
15th February: Fucking Great Friday
Saturday
16th February: Shittastic Saturday
