theVoiceofReason.com
has been condemned by many international peace organizations
after it published a picture as part of its regular caption
competition feature, below, in which an Indonesian man is
showing off three wooden penises (ed: should that be peni?)
We
asked our readers for their suggestions as to the caption
that would best suit the photograph. Our readers' suggestions
are below the picture.
Man
with three cocks arrested on terror charges
I've
heard of a stiff upper lip, but this is ridiculous
Man
is saying: "I used up 34 pieces of sandpaper making
these smooth to the touch."
Magician
is saying: "Pick a penis, any penis and remember what
it looks like, but don't tell me which one you choose."
Man
is saying: "They told me filing these would make me
go blind, so I decided to do it until I needed glasses."
Man
is saying: "No, these aren't penises they are fire
pokers."
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you have a suggestion, editor@thevoiceofreason.com
