has been condemned by many international peace organizations
after it published a picture as part of its regular caption
competition feature, below, in which an Indonesian man is
showing off three wooden penises (ed: should that be peni?)
asked our readers for their suggestions as to the caption
that would best suit the photograph. Our readers' suggestions
are below the picture.
with three cocks arrested on terror charges
heard of a stiff upper lip, but this is ridiculous
is saying: "I used up 34 pieces of sandpaper making
these smooth to the touch."
is saying: "Pick a penis, any penis and remember what
it looks like, but don't tell me which one you choose."
is saying: "They told me filing these would make me
go blind, so I decided to do it until I needed glasses."
is saying: "No, these aren't penises they are fire
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