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Feb 14, 2008
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Would Barack Obama Be As Good A Black President As David Palmer Was?

Best Black President In History?

It is difficult to deny that David Palmer had moments of success as president in television's 24.

Palmer proved to be competent under pressure and knew who to trust in the intelligence services. He likely saved the lives of every American five times over.

We now ask, is it time for another black US president?

Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"The David Palmer presidency became mired down in treachery, a dead wife and lies to the police about where the wife (before she died) had been at the time of the death of a man who was blackmailing the president. In view of this I just don't think America is ready for another black president so soon after the last one."

   
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"The choice is clear. It's either a black president, a female president or the oldest president ever to take office in history.

George W Bush's true legacy might turn out to be that he is the last middle aged, middle class white man ever to be president. That I can live with if we avoid even just one more Bushism."

   
Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"David Palmer listened to the intelligence services a bit too much for my liking. I want a president with a mind of his own.

So when, say, Jack Bauer phones up Barack Obama to tell him of a problem... I just hope that Obama refuses to listen to a word he says, and questions everything. That is who I want in the White House - a guy who doesn't listen to anyone other than his own gut instincts."

   
Jenny Smith, Financial Ombudsman

"David Palmer may have been a better president than Obama will ever be, but I never liked Palmer's choice of a wife. How can a man so supremely competent in the face of national disasters have married such a scheming bint?"

   
Rabbit Hutch, Organic Farmer

"I think the only thing to do is to ask Keifer Sutherland, who plays Jack Bauer in TV's 24, who he wants as president, and then take it from there. It's the least we can do as Bauer has sacrificed so much for his country."

   
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"I will be voting for John McCain. Before I die I want to have just one more president who is older than me. I say: Let's have no more whipper snappers in the White House, vote McCain!"

 

 

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