Following
the plagiarism row in which Barack Obama quoted a fellow
Democrat, Deval Patrick, without crediting him with the
quotation, we have discovered that the Obama campaign has
persuaded their candidate not to include any of the dreams
he has reportedly been having, to avoid similar embarrassment.
Colleagues
close to Obama have confided in this web site that the candidate
has had a large number of dreams, none of which are as good
as the one Martin Luther King had:
The
top five Obama dreams are:
1)
Obama falls down a well and when he hits the bottom a
cuddly stuffed rabbit falls on his head and leads him
to safety.
2)
Obama (played by Jake Gyllenhaal) is followed around by
a giant rabbit who seems to know something he is not telling
him.
3)
Obama addresses the Democratic convention naked.
4)
Obama addresses the Republican convention fully clothed,
but the whole audience is naked.
5)
Obama jumps into a swimming pool to save a drowning woman
who he pulls to the edge of the pool only to discover
that it is Hillary Clinton. Clinton then regains consciousness
and kicks him back into the swimming pool with the words,
"You are skinny, but you don't seem to be
very tough my good man..."
