Feb 8, 2008
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Debate: Is There A Danger To Broadcasting Music Into The Universe?

Alien Angst

Scientists are broadcasting Beatles hits to the universe in an attempt to make contact with other life forms.

What do our expert panel think about that?

Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"Aliens can be split into Beatles men and Elvis men. I just hope that alien life forms who receive humanity's broadcasts of Beatles hits are Beatles fans and not Elvis men. Pissy Elvis men can be mean when roused and can kick like mules."

Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"I think I can speak for everyone here when I say "bring it on alien life forms!" I will be the first to shake their tentacles in friendship, or the first to fire the first shot if they fire first."

Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder
"I do hope our experience in Iraq hasn't shut the doors on at least the concept of a preemptive war against alien cultures we know nothing about. We have a duty to protect planet earth in all of its blue and green splendor."
Jenny Smith, Financial Ombudsman

"What is it with these scientists? Who gave them the God-given right to advertise mankind's existence to the alien life forms out there?"

Rabbit Hutch, Organic Farmer

"These scientists have gotten my alien meeting hopes up in the past only to dash them with a slow burning nothing happingness. I WANT RESULTS!"

Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"I can tell you this: I won't be holding my pee waiting for them to make contact with aliens. I have a feeling that if I did I would become a human pee bomb ultimately exploding like a veritable Big Bang of urine. No No No. I'll bide my time with regular toilet breaks until contact is made."



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