A
picture of what appears to be Hillary Clinton in a Burkha
is being circulated in Texas and Ohio ahead of the March
4 primaries there, we have discovered.

This
follows the appearance of a picture of Barack Obama in full
African dress which was said to have been circulated by
his opponents in an attempt to undermine him.

Spokestaffers
for neither Clinton or Obama were available for comment,
claiming they had pressing Photoshop related commitments.
We didn't bother answering the phone when Ralph Nader's
people called.