BREAKING
OLYMPICS 2008 SCANDAL:
The
opening ceremony at the Beijing 2008 Olympics is to be virtually
the exact same in every single detail as the opening ceremony
used in Los Angeles 1984 except that it will be much much
cheaper, we can now reveal.
This
shocking revelation was contained in an e-mail that was
sent secretly by our sources inside China last week following
the sudden departure of Steven Spielberg as Olympics opening
ceremony coordinator.
The
two incidents are not thought to be related, but we decided
to wait to report the e-mail until Spielberg was safely
out of the country.
The
e-mail shows that nobody will be paid for performing in
the opening ceremony, and that the music used will be 'recycled
from old John Williams scored movies.'
A
spokesman told this web site:
"The 2008 Olympics is an opportunity for the Peoples
Republic of China to show the world that we can do anything
anyone else can do but much cheaper, under budget and
exactly right on time.
"Most
people weren't paid for performing in the LA opening ceremony
any way, they do it for the honor of being part of the
greatest show on earth. Here in China we pay even less
than that and I haven't heard anyone complaining about
it."
Youtube
link to movie of the LA opening ceremony set to be duplicated
in Beijing in August this year
