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Barack the Poet
More Barack Obama Poems (Including The
Juicy Peach)
Poet and Knows
It
theVoiceofReason.com
has managed to get hold of more early poems from presidential
hopeful Barack Obama and we are publishing them exclusively
here today for the very first time.
I
wasn't talking back! (Age 10)
Answering
back, I wasn't.
Next
time bite my tongue I shall.
One
day you'll be sorry
When
I'm Yoda.
Fantasy
Island (age 10)
I
wave my arms
and
think of screaming "Eeets da plane, Monsieur
Roarke!",
"Da
plane?"
But
nobody listens to me, either,
coz
I'm too little, just like Tattoo.
The
Juicy Peach (age 9)
I
bite into a peach,
Juice
drips down my chin.
I
try to lick my chin with my tongue,
but
it isn't long enough.
Somebody
should do something about that.
First
Love (age 11)
I
look in her direction, as she talks to her friends.
Hillary
doesn't even notice me.
Whoa
is me. Oh whoa.
WhatamIsupposed
to do?
Being
Grounded, AGAIN! (age 12)
It
wasn't me that knocked the vase,
over
on the floor.
I
jokingly told you not to cry over spilt milk
but
you didn't see the joke and you grounded me.
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