Tom
Cruise broke off from his busy laughing schedule last night
to announce to reporters that his 'osmosis is now complete'.
Cruise
proceeded to place his little finger to his mouth and adopt
a Dr Evil pose.
This
follows the unauthorized release of a Scientology video
on YouTube, yesterday, which was made four years ago but
clearly shows that Cruise's osmosis into Dr Evil was well
under way at that time. As the following screen shots show:
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"One
kergillion bazillion uberdillion dollars"
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"Mmmboowah
mmmh hummfff oooaahhhaha".
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"Scotty
don't."
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"Look
into my eyes, you are feeling sleepy."
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