Jan 17, 2008
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Tom Cruise Shaves Head: "My Dr Evil-isation Is Now Complete"

Dr Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise broke off from his busy laughing schedule last night to announce to reporters that his 'osmosis is now complete'.

Cruise proceeded to place his little finger to his mouth and adopt a Dr Evil pose.

Bald Tom Cruise and Dr Evil

This follows the unauthorized release of a Scientology video on YouTube, yesterday, which was made four years ago but clearly shows that Cruise's osmosis into Dr Evil was well under way at that time. As the following screen shots show:

Tom Cruise
"One kergillion bazillion uberdillion dollars"
Tom Cruise
"Mmmboowah mmmh hummfff oooaahhhaha".
Tom Cruise
"Scotty don't."

Tom Cruise

"Look into my eyes, you are feeling sleepy."



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