Hillary
Clinton was handed a lifeline last night after George W
Bush came out firmly on the side of Barack Obama.
"This
could be Hillary's last chance!!!",
screamed one commentator against the roar of a crashing
waterfall here in New Hampshire, last night.
A
website claimed that George W Bush referred to Obama as
'the leading light of his generation', 'an incredible man',
'a true American', 'brilliant golfer', "fantastic father',
'considerate husband', 'the best person for the job' and
'he's a guy I'd go hunting with'.
On
the same website Bush appeared to refer to Hillary Clinton
as a "cow".
"Full
and unequivocal support from the most unpopular president
in living memory is now the only thing that is stopping
Obama from being selected to run for president in 2008",
this according to a guy we sit next to on the train to work
every morning.
Our
commuter buddy continues:
"Any
Republican candidate is pretty much a comedy candidate
for 2008, so let's hope they go for a guy who would be
the oldest president at the start of his term in history,
John McCain."
An
expert in elections emailed us to say: "If Bush were
to declare war on Hillary now that could be her only chance."
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In
other primary related news: A bar specializing in alcoholic
drinks said that it's 'Obama Slammers' are currently out
selling the 'Hillary Hangovers' by two to one.
