Bill
Clinton fears becoming America's first male first lady, according to a highly
paid expert who apparently gave us his opinion for free in a hotmail we received
this morning.
Excerpt
from the e-mail:
"Bill
Clinton is widely regarded as the most virile US president in living memory, but
if Hillary becomes Commander in Chief he's about to become the first male first
lady, it's gotta hurt on any number of levels."
"Luckily
Bill has enough masculinity left in the bank for most Americans for this not to
become a problem. However, deep down he's got to be uneasy about it, and his recent
outbursts are just his subconscious fears bubbling to the surface. It's not like
he's about to start wearing high heels and sensible dresses... ha ha ha..."
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In
related campaign news: Bill Clinton was unable to speak to a crowd last night
after mysterious sound problems forced the meeting to end early.
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Latest
campaign 2008 poll news: In an opinion poll, Bill Clinton is still regarded as
being 30% more black than Barack Obama.
Readerpinions:
SmartAlec14565378
Bill is more of a man than anybody at your pathetic website even when dressed
in a dress and high heels.
JaneyWoodi65
Having a male first lady is the most sexually liberating thing I have ever heard.
I want to rip all my clothes off and run nakedly in the lawns of the White House
(when it gets a bit warmer of course).
KenStar56
If Bill Clinton becomes first lady I will have to get to work immediately. That
well filled skirt doesn't fool me.
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