What
reportedly looks like a medium-sized Turkey type bird but with a foul mouth, has
been discovered in the Brazilian Rain Forest, we can now report.
The
bird, which is yet to be officially named, has been given a working name that
is too rude to reprint here.
Unlike
the Turkey the bird can fly, and also shouts and squawks rude swear words which
are said to be so bad that we are unable to report what they are even here on
the Internet.
A
YouTube video of the bird has been removed after thousands complained of the language.
Some
of our readers were able to hear what the bird sounds like and emailed us their
comments:
GB,
LA: "It is one of the most remarkable natural botty mouthed tirades I have
ever heard. You had to close you eyes and it was just like Richard Pryor was alive
again. Wonderful."
XD,
UK: "Whilst the tirade of foul swear words included the old chestnuts, it
managed to make up a few new ones. Gruntfiggot, Fickwankot and Coontbaggot were
three of my favourites. I fully intend to include these in polite conversation
at the office Christmas Party - there is a girl there I want to impress."
DF,
FL: "Bravisimo! Although this is a completely genuine phenomenon I am not
waiting with baited breath for it to be included in the next documentary on the
Rain Forest."
FD,
MA: "I have never been so angered in all of my life.
This bird fully justifies the bulldozing of rain forests
everywhere. Can anyone tell me where I can get one of
these birds to eat? I will gladly replace the Turkey I
have in the freezer for this foul mouthed bird in a trice!
It would be a pleasure to pluck the bustard."
