A
survey of prisoners carried out by this website following
the incarceration of Kiefer Sutherland this week, reveals
that more prisoners, who expressed a desire to break out
of prison, would prefer 24's Sutherland as their cell mate
to Prison Break's Wentworth Miller.
A
similar survey carried out in January showed Miller in front.
According
to our exclusive poll, Sutherland is deemed to be most likely
to be able to break out of jail in under two weeks, with
Wentworth Miller thought to be able to do it only after
about 20 weeks, judging on form established in season 1
of Prison Break.
A
typical comment from a prisoner went a little bit like this:
"I
saw Jack Bauer [Sutherland's character in 24] break out
of a prison in season three in an hour, Miller couldn't
hope to have done that."
Other
popular cell mates include: Lassie the dog, Will Smith and
Willie Coyote (explosives expert).
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Apology:
In an earlier version of this fictitious survey we comedically
suggested that imprisoned men think that Tom Cruise would
be a a suitable popular cell mate. We would like to apologize
to prisoners for any offense that this suggestion may have
caused, have removed Mr Cruise's name from the list, above,
and have agreed to eat at least one vegetarian meal this
week.
