To
celebrate the 25th anniversary of the first release of Blade
Runner, the studio has released what is being hailed by
critics working for the studio as 'the most life affirmingly
must have Blade Runner DVD and merchandising package in
DVD and merchandising history.'
The
fifty-eight DVD set includes all 28 released versions of
the movie, each with its own commentary track and additional
commentaries including never before heard commentaries from
the set cleaners, catering staff, accounts receivable department
and friends and family of casual bystanders who claim they
were near the set at the time.
The
set also includes a rarely seen musical version of Blade
Runner presented complete for the first time after having
been lovingly restored by a group of fat men with a love
of musical theater and chocolate. Songs include: "What's
It All About, Decker?", "Only A Skinjob Will Do"
and "Me Oh My, I'm Only Sweepin' Chimneys".
Also
included is the until-recently-believed-to-be-lost semi-official
porn version of Blade Runner, Blade Rammer, in which Dick
Reck-Hard can only tell that the person is a replicant by
sticking his 12-inch 'replicant antenna' into various orifices
to hear what noise they make.
Other
extras included in the pack are:
Harrison
Ford gives a unique retrospective commentary while nipping
his nose
Documentary
feature: Gordon Ramsay does a special Tyrell Corp Kitchen
Nightmares where he cooks owl and snake dishes
"I
was drunk when I started drinking this, and I'm twice
as drunk now", Decker beer glass
A
pack of Blade Runner 'amazingly super-smokey cigarettes'
as seen being smoked in the first half of the movie
Daryl
Hannah's official Blade Runner hairdresser explains step-by-step
the transformation of an every day cleaning mop into her
now famous blond wig.
How
to buy in time for Christmas: Unfortunately during the time
it took for you to read this article all versions have been
sold out.
