celebrate the 25th anniversary of the first release of Blade
Runner, the studio has released what is being hailed by
critics working for the studio as 'the most life affirmingly
must have Blade Runner DVD and merchandising package in
DVD and merchandising history.'
fifty-eight DVD set includes all 28 released versions of
the movie, each with its own commentary track and additional
commentaries including never before heard commentaries from
the set cleaners, catering staff, accounts receivable department
and friends and family of casual bystanders who claim they
were near the set at the time.
set also includes a rarely seen musical version of Blade
Runner presented complete for the first time after having
been lovingly restored by a group of fat men with a love
of musical theater and chocolate. Songs include: "What's
It All About, Decker?", "Only A Skinjob Will Do"
and "Me Oh My, I'm Only Sweepin' Chimneys".
included is the until-recently-believed-to-be-lost semi-official
porn version of Blade Runner, Blade Rammer, in which Dick
Reck-Hard can only tell that the person is a replicant by
sticking his 12-inch 'replicant antenna' into various orifices
to hear what noise they make.
extras included in the pack are:
Ford gives a unique retrospective commentary while nipping
feature: Gordon Ramsay does a special Tyrell Corp Kitchen
Nightmares where he cooks owl and snake dishes
was drunk when I started drinking this, and I'm twice
as drunk now", Decker beer glass
pack of Blade Runner 'amazingly super-smokey cigarettes'
as seen being smoked in the first half of the movie
Hannah's official Blade Runner hairdresser explains step-by-step
the transformation of an every day cleaning mop into her
now famous blond wig.
to buy in time for Christmas: Unfortunately during the time
it took for you to read this article all versions have been