Army
Generals are said to be 'delighted' to have lost a tank
hidden by a new invisibility shield, the first time this
has ever happened, according to reports we have seen.
A
General who didn't realize he was talking to us told us:
"This
is an amazing technological and logistical breakthrough.
We have made the tank disappear before but we could always
find it afterwards.
Today
is the first time we haven't a clue where the tank is.
It's a breath taking success. I'm emotional."
A
child who saw that James Bond film in which they had an
invisible car told this web site:
"An
image of what is behind the tank is projected in front,
and the image of what is in front of the tank is projected
behind, what is underneath the tank is projected above
it and what is above it below. This is all done in a seamless
fashion to give the illusion of invisibility."
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Did
You Know?: The Invisible Man was a television show of the
1970's in which a man had to strip naked to become invisible.
According to experts, stripping naked is not required for
the new Army invisibility shield to work, it is only optional.
