Pakistan:
theVoiceofReason.com
has discovered that General Pervez Musharraf has not only
ordered that former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto be confined
to her house during the current 'state of emergency', but
that she must not leave her bathroom at any time until the
crisis is over.
This
sensational development shows a sharp tightening of her
conditions of house arrest widely criticized throughout
the world.
We
understand that a guard has been placed outside the door
of Bhutto's bathroom and the plumbing has been set up so
that Musharraf can control everything from his secret bunker
cut out of a volcanic mountain in a sort of cross between
something Dr Evil and Arpu would do.
It
now seems certain that Musharraf intends to:
- Take
control of Bhutto's shower water so that he can switch
the hot water off in the middle of a shower, replacing
it with freezing cold water all of a sudden.
- Control
the flushing of the toilet to either stop it flushing
completely, or to make it flush in a constant loop, or
make the bowl fill to the top and beyond.
- Restrict
various toiletries including air freshners and soap from
entering the designated bathroom area.
This
is believed to be the most desperate attempt at bathroom
based rendition-from-a-distance ever attempted.
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Apology:
In an earlier article we erroneously mispronounced the name
of General Pervez Musharraf. We are pleased to correct our
error that his first name, Pervez, is pronounced Pervesss,
and not Pervy as we reported.
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Meanwhile,
here is a nice picture of Pakistan until normal service
is resumed:
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Lake Saif Ul Muluk near Kaghan valley.
Photo by Joonas Lyytinen.
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