name of the British Royal Family member at the center of blackmail
claims has been revealed accidentally by a slip of the tongue
by a court clerk at the Old Bailey, London, this morning.
was there to hear it.
our ears are very much mistaken, the Royal can now be revealed
de Luchlie-van-Horace Moose-Horsey Charles Elizabeth Bernie
McDonald Martini Bianco IX.
experts have told this website that this could be a pseudonym.
affectionately as the 'Lucky Duke' amongst the debauched
circles he frequents, he is well known as a hell raiser
and drug taker amongst the courtiers and junior drug taking
members of the Royal Family.
spokesman told this website on grounds that he thought we
had agreed to his anonymity:
'Lucky Duke' was named so because, even though he has
had a debauched sex and drug filled life for many years,
he had never been caught."
nicknaming specialists who coined phrases including 'Fergie',
and 'Randy Andy', told this web site:
Lucky Duke's luck may have just run out."
case is to come to trial on 20th December when everyone
in the country is pissed at a Christmas Party.