The
name of the British Royal Family member at the center of blackmail
claims has been revealed accidentally by a slip of the tongue
by a court clerk at the Old Bailey, London, this morning.
Luckily
theVoiceofReason.com
was there to hear it.
Unless
our ears are very much mistaken, the Royal can now be revealed
as the
Duke
de Luchlie-van-Horace Moose-Horsey Charles Elizabeth Bernie
McDonald Martini Bianco IX.
Royal
experts have told this website that this could be a pseudonym.
Known
affectionately as the 'Lucky Duke' amongst the debauched
circles he frequents, he is well known as a hell raiser
and drug taker amongst the courtiers and junior drug taking
members of the Royal Family.
A
spokesman told this website on grounds that he thought we
had agreed to his anonymity:
"The
'Lucky Duke' was named so because, even though he has
had a debauched sex and drug filled life for many years,
he had never been caught."
Palace
nicknaming specialists who coined phrases including 'Fergie',
and 'Randy Andy', told this web site:
"The
Lucky Duke's luck may have just run out."
The
case is to come to trial on 20th December when everyone
in the country is pissed at a Christmas Party.
