The
fire department currently battling the glamorous star fires
of Malibu have warned locals to take cover if Mel Gibson's
liquor supply catches fire.
An
expert binge drinker told this website:
"Liquor
is highly flammable and will explode if introduced to
fire. The strength of the explosion will depend on the
amount of liquor at the site."
It
is not known how much liquor Gibson has at his fire-threatened
Malibu home, but Gibson watchers fear it has the potential
to be one of the largest non-terror based explosions in
US history.
The
fire department have established a 50 mile explosion zone
with the epicenter at Mel Gibson's residence.
If
you are in this explosion zone this is what you should do:
Take
cover in an inside room as far away from windows as you
can.
Take
bottles of water with you and expect a long wait, you
may decide this is a good time to watch both Apocalypto
and The Passion Of The Christ.
Wait
further instruction from the fire authorities.
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Did
you know:
Beer
does not explode, and in theory could be used to put out
the fires currently raging in Malibu.
Our
spell checker always asks us if we meant to write Gibbon
when we type Gibson, silly thing.
Mel
Gibson once called a real police officer 'Sugar
Tits' after being stopped for drink driving.
