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Sept 5, 2007
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What Is This Season's New Black?

Black is back?

It's that time of the year again on theVoiceofReason.com...

What will be this season's New Black?

Let our panel of fashion 'experts' elucidate...

"I'm going to go out on a limb here by saying that white is going to be the New Black. I know, I know, it's been rumored many many times before and yet it has never actually come to fruition. Not this time though, this time it's happening..."
   

"Strawberry Cheesecake is the New Black."

   

"High heel shoes for men are going to be the New Black this season, you mark my words, hic."

   

"Whatever the color of my handbag is is the New Black my dear."

   

"Black dot polka dots on a cream background is the New Black."

   
"Apple Computers' new all black iPod is the New Black, especially when the battery has run out. Ha Ha. No, seriously, it is. Ha."

 

 

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