was only a matter of time until Sting was stung.
it happened last Wednesday while the fit as a fiddle fiftysomething
was out tending his gorgeous lawns surrounding his LA mansion,
according to our reporter in a helicopter who saw everything.
was reaching for a top branch on one of his many English
rose bushes when a bumble bee landed on the pop megastar's
upper right arm.
pacifist Police prince instinctively went to gently swipe
at the bee with his left hand but the bee became agitated
and slammed his stinger into Sting.
reporter takes up the story:
though Sting is a musician he is such a man's man. He
just laughed the bee-sting off, but you could tell by
the look in his eyes that all he wanted to say was ouch!"
Sting had gotten off lightly.
Sting been stung by thousands of killer bees from Latin
America, everyone's favorite multi-platinum minstrel could
have been stung into an unrecognizable bloated fat and oily
ug-o, a bit like the Michelin man but with a hairy chest.
Sting got off with just a single bee sting on his arm which
would have needed just a single dab with antiseptic, or
at most two...
much relieved fans were left to consider how bad it could
of Sting's millions of fans told our reporter:
was just a disaster waiting to happen. Calling himself
Sting was just a hostage to fortune. He must have been
on every terrorist bee's hit list in the world."
web site HowWillThey Die.com immediately reduced
the odds of Sting being stung to death from 5000-1 to 2-1.