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Aug 29, 2007
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Britney Spears' Car Runs Out Of Gas, And Other Summer Season Tabloid Headlines

2007 Silly Summer Season Stories

Britney Spears' car really did run out of gas and then later in the day she really did get a parking ticket (or so they claim on tmf.com).

We, on the other hand, are still waiting for these peaches:

10
SCUFFLES AT JAMES BOND CONVENTION AFTER PLENTY O'TOOLE ATTACKS OCTOPUSSY
9
BRITNEY SPEARS SUFFERS WARDROBE MALFUNCTION AFTER PEACH JOKE GOES WRONG
8

"ME GAY? WELL, HOW GAY DO THEY SAY I AM?" QUESTIONS BELEAGUERED SENATOR

7
LINDSAY LOHAN GIVEN DRIVING LESSON BY ALIENS
6
"I'M NOT MEMBER OF TALEBAN", SAYS BEN STILLER
5
SNOW WHITE IN DUI ARREST, BLAMES ALL WARS ON GRUMPY, APOLOGIZES
4
SPIDERPIG MAY NEVER GRUNT AGAIN AFTER SPIDERMAN STUNT GOES WRONG
3
OLIVER STONE: "I HAVE AT LEAST EIGHT MORE VIETNAM MOVIE LEFT TO MAKE"
2
MARTHA STEWART INVENTS NEW CHEESECAKE TOPPING, 'EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION' TO END BY CHRISTMAS
1
TOM CRUISE TO JOIN NAVY, TRAIN AS FIGHTER PILOT

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