Fighting
sports have become popular on the internet with real fist fights and street fights
posted on youtube.com.
Underground
fighting was made popular by the movie Fight Club in which a man fist-fights himself
because he is mentally ill (the movie is actually quite good despite this). Fight
Club stars Brad Pitt and Edward Norton.
Unlike
the book (written by a guy called Chuck something) and movie Fight Club, on the
internet the last rule of Fight Club is 'do not talk about Fight Club', not the
first one.
Rabbit
fighting is rare because rabbits are notoriously dopey and unaggressive animals.
We
have never heard of a person being killed by being attacked by a rabbit.
It
is believed that the rabbits involved in the NFL player arranged fight were on
an aggressive drug banned by both Boxing and MMA organizations.
MMA,
Mixed Martial Arts, is the future of fighting and makes Boxing look stupid.
Fan
of rabbits, Dana White, is the head of UFC, or the Ultimate Fighting Championship,
the premier MMA organisation.
The
UFC have nothing whatsoever to do with rabbit fighting.
Were
these charges to be proved the NFL star being accused of organizing underground
rabbit fights may never work in this town again.
Quote
from Mervin Hamliesh: "Rabbit fighting is an abhorrence. Send me the youtube
link and I'll take a look but you should be ashamed of yourself."
Quote
from Harry Hart, President of the French Rabbit Fighting Championship: "Rabbeet
fightiing iz ze futuure of animal sports. In a typical rabbeet fight neizer rabbit
gets hurt much because after they jump on top of each other a bit all they want
to do is eat carrots."
Bugs
Bunny is a cartoon rabbit popular amongst many people.
Bugs
Bunny is believed to be the first rabbit to fight professionally. His opponent,
Elmar Fudd, was unable to answer our questions in the time allowed before this
story was broadcast.
Links:
Video: Bugs
Bunny Fight
Movie
Review Fight Club.
UFG:
Ultimate Fat Guy story.
