Fans
of the Harry Potter books who have just finished Harry Potter
and the Deathly Hallows (book 7) began urging JK Rowling
for the next book, it emerged last night.
The
'Hallows' book, one of the fastest selling books in history,
was thought to be the last Harry Potter book, but Rowling
craftily leaves it open at the end, we can now reveal.
A
reader, 12, from Tonkinsonville, Australia, emailed this
web site to say:
"I
don't want to ruin it for anybody about to read the book
but Rowling quite clearly leaves the story open for a
book 8. When is she going to finish it? Has she even started
it yet?'
theVoiceofReason.com
can reveal exclusively that there are plans for an eighth
book, but we have no other details as to who has those plans,
what the book will be about, when the book will be written
and who will write it.
Other
comments from our readers:
"What
becomes of Harry? I think we should be told!"
"Harry
Potter is s***."
"F****
Harry Potter he is a c****."
"***
teh **** *** ***"
"Ron
and Hermione should be given their own spin-off series."
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Summary
of the main points of the Deathly Hallows book, edited to
remove any spoilers:
****
**** *** kills ****** after discovering that *******'s
**** ruse was ***** a ***** **** ** * Voldemort *** **
kill ****. But *** **** *** ***. He *** *** and finally
**** **** ** * wandfest finale. *** *** and *** die in
the book, *** *** *** **'* *** **** *** ** ** *** ** Bloomsbury
****** ** ** **** ***. Ron, Hermionie and Harry ******
**** *** . Snape *******. **** has *****, *** ** *** **
***** ****** Severus.
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Unfortunately
we have now run out of the "Oi, Voldemort, suck
on my wand!" T-shirts. All orders received will
be met, but please do not send in any more orders, thank
you!
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Did
You Know?: JK Rowling is not an anagram of JRR Tolkien.
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Did
You Know 2? : Our spell checker, when spell checking this
report, asked if we wanted to change the word wandfest to
windiest!
