Aug 7, 2007
The home of world comedy spoof entertainment +++ Presidential Problem

George Bush's Brain Is Missing

Bush Bork

George Bush's brain was removed during a routine colonoscopy last week, we can now reveal.

The 60 year-old president has been unable to string a sentence together since, and believes that he is Whitehouse pet dog Barney's brother.

Further press conferences have been postponed and state dinners canceled. Interviews with Fox News in which the president is allowed to read his answers off autocue are unaffected.

Pictures of the president playing with Barney have been circulating the world's press this morning and tributes from world leaders have been trickling in.

A spokesman told this web site:

"It's a complete tragedy. I'm not sure what went wrong with the colonoscopy, maybe they sucked when they should have blown?"

The plight of the president was only discovered following an hour-long press conference in which he answered questions on the Middle East, Health Issues and the ongoing UN strategy in Afghanistan.

A witness at the press conference told us:

"I was in the front row and I didn't notice anything different than normal. Bush has never been much of an eloquent speaker and this performance was simply remarkable now that we know that his brain had been removed."

Vice President Cheney paid tribute to the President for a remarkably eloquent press conference under 'difficult conditions'.

An emergency operation to return Bush's brain is scheduled for the next week.


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