Aug 6, 2007
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Polite Housewives Of America Caption Competition Results (Woman Holding Melons)

Melon Melee

Thank you to all of our readers from The Polite Housewives of Middle America who took part in our caption competition.

You were asked to come up with a witty, instructive, helpful, but not naughty at all, caption for the following picture:

Woman Holding Two Melons

The winning entry, from Mrs Mary Gentle, was:

The man is saying: "Just a quart of one of those melons in a fresh fruit salad gives you all the vitamin E you will need all day!"

The runner up was from Mrs Margaret Smith:

The man is saying: "Cut each melon in half, scoop out the contents and they make excellent hats for children!"

Other entries included:

The woman is saying: "I'm not sure if the melon on the left is slightly heavier than the melon on the right, it might just be that my right arm is stronger than my left arm. What do you think?"

The man is saying: "I can juggle 10 of those melons in the air at once! I can only catch two of them though!"


Apology: In an earlier edition of this story we accidentally put up an entry from a member of the Hairy Bikers Association of Utah, who was posing as a Gentle Housewife of Middle America. The submitted caption, in which the man is saying: "Phwor what a great pair of melons!!!" has been disqualified from our competition and his email address given to the police. We apologize unreservedly for this moment of crudity.


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